Ah the eloquence of your prose knows no bounds. 

OFF TOPIC but it seems Deadspin no longer allows comments. You would think someone would do a little article letting readers know.

Seek professional help.

Wow, the gall of the boss to provide direction for a business. He should just shut up and let the staff do whatever they feel like doing. This is the way all other businesses are run.

Please see the following:

So someone using a work computer made edits after hours; thata ‘bout right?

Wait. After having a cheater as thier CEO, Nissan replaces him with a guy named “you cheetah”? 

“but a simple layout and a spare interior keep the busy vibe to a minimum”

Golf state? Is this public education or a trying to be witty?

Jason likes fart jokes.

I know NASCAR is not racking up the numbers like it used to. TV is down and attendance is down but it is still larger than the hay bale racer you have depicted. Why don’t we let NASCAR be NASCAR. I happen to like oval racing. I like the monotony of left turns and I am far from alone. Go watch your Can-AM, Trans-AM,…

Wow. How can you even think of yourself as a journalist? Its classless and vulgar to reply like this. I do not care about your politics. This type of reply to a reader is unacceptable even for a high school paper.

You do realize we are $21 Trillion in debt. Please explain how more debt fixes the situation?

I do not see it as profit for the investors. I see it as profit for the executives. The median tenure of Fortune 500 CEO’s is 5 years.

Will you please shut up about the Midwest. I do not want the New Yorkers moving here and screwing up this great place.

I own the NVP model for my family and it is one of the best vehicles I have ever owned. 12 seats, each with their own air and heat, comfortable, reliable, configurable and inexpensive to operate. Better gas millage in the city and highway than my old mini-van.