his bike sounds like Satan spray-farting hammers into a sheet metal toilet

Not to be a downer, but is fighting a ticket like this really worth the time and effort? Unless loud exhaust fines are significantly higher than I thought they were, it seems like the combination of lawyer fees and the time you’d have to spend dealing with this would quickly make it not worth it.

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

I voted Nice Price. Not because I would want it, because I frankly would not. But $3,500 for a relatively clean, reasonably used, decently driving drop-top isn’t too bad at all.

LeMons is both. There is ChumpCar-level racing going on among the racers who care, and there is the spectacle of the outlandish builds and themes for the racers who care less.

Okay, but there’s only 80 Apertas to sell. (Michael Sheehan, famed SoCal Ferrari broker, says Ferrari is lying and they actually made more like 120-130. But that’s another story.) Rank Ferrari customers from “best customer” to “schmuck,” and believe it or not, a nouveau riche American with “only” $300M (illiquid!) and…

Cadillac’s head of marketing has it half right, people WILL be lured by beautiful cars and they will buy them no matter how bad they are or how unreliable (I’m looking at you Jaguar, Range Rover, Maserati). But you have to have that beautiful car in the showroom for them to actually buy. You can’t expect to sell any…

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

I think it depends on the type of look you are going for. Although I’m not a huge fan of the way the fenders on that Mustang look (kinda fat, IMO), you can tell he was going for a sort of “straight from the factory” look.

I’ve been curious before, but I also know better than to touch. Plus, it looks like you might be getting ready to break into it or steal it. I feel weird about looking through windows to check if cars are stick or auto.

Patrick... Come on... You’ve never had to pull such a trick before??

What kind of sociopath thinks trying to kill someone over a traffic infraction is equivalent to the traffic infraction?

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

They rape you at Taco Bell?

Immediate thoughts on the race:

Since when does VAG give a shit about cheating?

Read it again. Ferrari had to authorize this, by the nature of the tool. Also, I may be working for CNN, because Wolf Blitzer just asked me to pick up his dry cleaning and get him a bottle of Cutty Sark for the train ride home.

This is what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.

Unpopular opinion: what a waste.