The original student driver electric trainer

Everyone already knows you’re a badass, you’re driving a Viper!

Colors. Actual colors.

I miss turning on my high beams and windshield washers with my left foot.

I have a couple of things that immediately came to mind.

I gotta say, it did pick the best possible time to roll.  10 seconds sooner and there would’ve been a much larger pack of traffic in its path.

Bright, hip people.. I know just the dudemeister to take Twitter TO THE EXTREME!

Speed limits are relatively arbitrary. Speed differentials though are major risks.

I can recall watching the TV coverage of this as a kid. Frankly, it was a real snoozefest. The F1 cars were so much faster than the FA cars that the outcome was never in doubt.

“I hate fun and screw everyone who isn’t me.”

It’s gotta be bad if you’re eager to visit Newark.

The only thing more grating than the “save the manuals” crowd is the “I grew up with manuals and I don’t prefer ‘em, so no one should” crowd

Heard that Musk is looking to buy shares of NHTSA because he feels Big Government is too restrictive and limiting of business rights.

‘Gene, Gene, listen to me. We got them to pay for the new car. Now we can get rid of this piece of shit. Gene, listen, I know they’re unhappy and are demanding their money. But how are they going to receive it? They can’t! They’re the wankers, not us.’

Going to take a long time for me to see that name and not immediately think it’s a VIN glass etching scam.

...you could pay the same price as the Nissan Ariya. And the Ariya is pretty damn nice.

When you run a car website so terribly that all the car people leave for other car websites your options are slim.

I would recognize that face anywhere.

We need to go back further. This all starts with grass.