That rear end is so big that it needs two trips just to “haul ass”

The new Jeep Grand Wagoneer L

I believe they call it "Double-double Jeopardy" if the Judge doesn't allow for a Tim Hortons break

I think Canadian law is similar to US law but yes has it differences. Most notably court reporters have a special key on their stenotype machine solely for the word “eh” and the judge is obligated to provide a recess at least twice a day for poutine and Tim Hortons.

I think the ansver is electric powertrain with V12 generator. Doesn’t have to be big one, 1l screaming to 20k would be very peak lambo. 

I read this as requires 8 liters of Daiquiris (!) I’m down.

I’m 6’5” so I’ve never even entertained the idea of owning a Miata, but I’m not happy about it. 

I had my kid at age 13

For me it would be the lack of mail for the dead lady who owned my house before me. She gets roughly 3X as much mail as I do. 

Forgotten car brands: Mitsubishi. 

This is important to remember - the SST requires 8 liters of Daiqueen SSTF-I trans fluid and a new filter every 5k miles.

There’s a handy little online inflation calendar that shows the adjusted price of gas over the last fifty years, and while there’s a little uptick right now, prices are lower than they were in the ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90s. In fact, they’re still lower than they’ve been since 2010. Bacon, on the other hand, is more…

Maybe I am easily impressed haha! I just always felt like the original Huracan (and most past updates) had something missing. I really dig what they’ve done with the front end here, though, and feel like it’s fixed the styling a bit.

Do I have an entire folder in my hard drive filled with carefully-curated Kyalami Ranch photos? I do.

“Hey GM, that cobalt is really holding you back.”

I’d be voting NP just for the color alone.

Damn straight, that’s a nice price! Even like the yellow! Clean-looking and low mileage and a not-insane price. Seller could probably ask more and get it in this alternate-reality.

So you mean the Aston safety car performs just like the Aston F1 car?