Hopefully! Not sure if it’ll be camping or staying in a hotel. But definitely considering another run.

Well that spun out of control.

Would you like some green eggs with your VW sham?

Why stop there? The police should seize it as civil forfeiture on the spot, as no one was there to claim it. 

Was waiting for one of them to rip a LIDAR sensor off the roof and kneel on its cord while the other officers looked on.

That Rob I am, that Rob I am

Yeah, you know the Ever Forward? It got stuck in the Chesapeake Bay way back in March...

And this author wouldn’t know a bascule leaf counterweight if it sat on their face and wiggled. Machinery? Please.

Is it just me or does it also look like they are covered in mud?

“Pontoon putters past protective pass. Peninsula poon panics, perches pasty paps on poopdeck and precariously plunges post-haste.”

Captain = least drunk guy on the USS STI?

The girl with the thong has a nice booty. That is all.

A Florida wildlife officer will put the bridge down. It has a taste for boaters now.

It was the other end, but here is DHL’s spokesman:

Thanks for sharing.  Well written and brings back memories and feelings (and memories of feelings!) of my own. Such a pleasant read into the weekend.

If we’re being pedantic, ALL crashes occur during some sort of landing.

ay hooters fried wings used to be bangin

And then the Teamsters’ Union changed. It became about the Union not the Teamsters.

When it happened, it struck me that Ford didn’t really kill Mercury.  It killed Lincoln and called the Mercs Lincolns instead.