You do not have nearly enough stars for this.

Show me his underground lair and THEN I’ll be impressed.

JetBlueBalls

They just keep jerking them back and forth in these situations trying to get a grip, it’ll come to a head and blow up and then everyone involved will have a happy ending.

When you can sport a cowboy hat that big and pull off the look, it doesn’t matter where you’re from--you’re American.

I love how you can take a positive and put a negative spin on it... Do they teach this in college now? Is it “Demoralizing Your Readers 101 or 102?”

Let’s be honest here, no one wants to live in Philly.

I was picturing a lot of fluff and the smell of melting polyester.

“And copious pubic hair too!”

Ox tail pipe

More elaborate pranks could involve:

Precisely. The Aventador is just....it represents what we all wanted from life before we became boring adults.

I guess I should take my statement a step further. I don’t think most people are saying “I’m putting my bag up wherever I see the first spot, screw everyone else”, I think most people are just not giving it any thought at all. So yes, disregard, but they aren’t trying to be selfish, they are just too…

You joke, but 70s bush is back in vogue. For some unknown reason.

I second your call for more pubic hair

This is the car your empty nester aunt and uncle bought to raise a couple of eyebrows Sunday morning at church.  

Now porch pirates can just conveniently pick up the entire delivery vehicle and take off.

3 years, you’re out of your mind lol... take that bs somewhere else

I prefer LorryFloory.

The real reason Beijing Motor Show is postponed is because their photocopier is broken . . .