I read that as “Luxury Cruise Missiles” and came here to learn more.

It’s what happens when your wife says yes to everyone who wants to board dogs at your house and you end up with two roughhousing under foot.

The deer would lick up all the salt and become dill flavored, so we would have lots of dill-does 

Roads everywhere end up going unbrined as no one can figure out how to open the jar to load the trucks.

Photosensitive epilepsy is when seizures are triggered by flashing lights or contrasting light and dark patterns. Photosensitive epilepsy is not common but it may be diagnosed when you have an EEG test. Flashing or patterned effects can make people with or without epilepsy feel disorientated, uncomfortable or…

“I felt like destroying something beautiful.” ~ Fight Club

You may think you’re making a splash having a laugh at these guys’ expense, but when you make fun of tragedy you’re the one who’s all wet. Be sure your jokes aren’t falling flat.

*Cadillac forced to pull out of F1 due to co-op funding dispute with gm over logo use*

They will hire the definitely American driver Danny Rick Cardo.

I usually prefer coupes to roadsters, but the standard E-Type’s greenhouse is kinda frumpy.

Fucking magnates, how do they work?

If he’s such a big magnate, he could just stick to it so they can’t tow it away...

i have a soft spot for tyson.

Ford should go back to making Probes instead of the NHTSA making them.

I initially read “Yelling Goatee Man Garage” as “Yelling Goatse Man Garage.” Pretty much the same meaning, though.

Had one, bought it for $900 with 240k miles on it. My friend and I used to frequent this junkyard. When we saw a newly junked 240, we went to pick out the usual useful parts, like relays and shit like that. To our surprise, it was decked out with full IPD suspension, bushings, sway bars, adjustable cam gear, and…

It will go the distance, it will not go for speed.

Are you able to tell if any of them are driving Porsches? Do they have wine collections or spouses that are WAAAY out of their mitochondrial league?

publictransportation.org might be a more appropriate site for you.