After winning the Australian Open at the end of January, Williams hasn’t played a single match, pulling out of Indian Wells and the Miami Open

She needs a new doctor. Knee injuries generally don’t progress like that.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Barkley may not have expressed himself very eloquently

However, Rooney’s legacy is far from perfect. He was, after all, still a wealthy businessman in America with a powerful organization to maintain.

You mean, they should make it so that none of the different weapons you can get from monster drops or small treasures will ever be interesting again, because you already have a weapon that’s gonna last you forever? No thanks if you don’t mind please sir.

“I beg to differ.”

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

“Back in my day, the opposing fans would try to stab you and fuck your wife if you went into the crowd and tried to dap them up” - some former NBA player-cum-analyst. Probably.

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

This bit never stops being true.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

I think it is important to remind the world that, as much as I love Burneko, this isn’t the first objectively shitty opinion he’s had.

“Or maybe Breath of the Wild just isn’t all that good.”

It’s okay to be wrong Burneko.

Guys, Albert Burneko isn’t a joykill! He just feels passionately about... *reads article*

Jesus, what is this fucking guy’s problem?

Counterpoint: You’re a fucking monster?

Whoever wrote that headline

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