fixed that title for you

I didn’t vote for Hillary in November.

I voted for this goddamn seat.

I thought for sure the right stick would be yellow.

Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.

Nice try, Roger, we all see you.

When Cleveland fans were asked if they would still go to the games, even with the stars benched, they simply stated “yes, what else are we supposed to do here?”

You.

Jimbo Fisher is the one that comes to mind for me.

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK

Penn State? Jerry Sandusky?

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

I want to make out with you a little.

That’s bullshit a state like California couldn’t survive on its own.

Well Blue States could also try to remove the 438 representative limit. Right now the more populous states are underrepresented in the House. Liberals would probably have control of it otherwise. Also, if you’re really social justice, we could try and make gerrymandering illegal since it’s the worst thing our…

“These people deserve to suffer because they have political/moral failings” is the conservative argument about the poor. Don’t make it your own.

As an Illinois State alum...

I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

Hey Trump, shouldn’t you be golfing?

Sounds like this game is a...breath of fresh air.

I would totally leak it, but I feel like that would be unfair to all these NCAA executives who work so hard all year (for mere hundreds of thousands of dollars in some cases) to make sure that every single one of these kids preserve their sacred amateur status and the money goes exactly where it belongs: to the adults…