Jeopardy should be a cabinet department, IMO

You are there to answer some damn questions.

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

There were 3- almost FOUR- defensive touchdowns in the game. Having the ball in that game also meant a higher-than-average likelihood of giving points to the opponent. Stop ignoring the fact that the DLs on both teams looked like monsters for 50% of the plays.

I read a comment today where someone said “Thanks, our 4th blue haired swordsman/swordswoman” and I laughed thinking it was an exaggeration before I realized in horror there actually are 4 blue haired swordsmen/women.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

Papyrus. This feels like a place for papyrus pathos.

Chef: MY MOM

Except if you’re a conservative - you wouldn’t like it here. You’re constantly surrounded by hippies, gays, and minorities, the church has almost zero influence in politics, and don’t even get me started on our stringent environmental laws.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

I enjoy how every game in these conference finals is like a self-contained entity that has no relationship whatsoever to anything that came before or will come after, other than the simple fact the same people are involved. It’s like watching a Law and Order marathon.

who the fuck are you to be posting reasonable takes, open to discussion and disagreement. this is deadspin you’re posting at. their word is gospel!

the ’Tics played smarter

Ah, sorry, I made a reference to the brain meme—the greatest meme of all time, as well as the perfect Rosetta Stone for understanding literally all internet discourse—without even thinking about it.

I’ve never seen 37 points in a conference finals look so easy.

They should be happy. Now they can live somewhere that’s not in the middle of the fucking desert.

Associate Justice Samuel Alito writes, “a more direct affront to state sovereignty is not easy to imagine,”

Supreme Court: *snap*