Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

put it straight into my veins

I like the Wilt shout out at the very end.

He’s still the second worst Simmons when dealing with the Celtics.

Your guys just lost 4-1 to a team missing it’s two best players.

Don’t feel sorry for Skip Bayless. That guy’s an asshole.

i cant’ think of a joke but he raped an chick and crashed his bike

I was marveling at LeBron last night when my wife asked me when I’d become such a big fan. I mulled that for a bit, before telling her that it wasn’t so much that I’m a fan of LeBron—sometimes I root for LeBron’s teams to win, sometimes not, depends on who they’re playing (also I think he’s often a passive-aggressive…

LeBron is going to overtake Tim Duncan for the most all time playoff minutes in his next game.

I’m a Cavs fan, and I can’t wait to root for him on another team. Fuck the rest of this fucking team.

Can you even imagine the gambling debt from a team of 5 Jordans?

I know popular sentiment might be with Ovechkin finally winning one but you have to remember he’s an unreserved Putin supporter. Sidney Crosby on the other hand, a true Canadian patriot, has almost certainly never voted so as not to offend anyone.

“She was not drastically more racist, sexist or regressive than the average wealthy white woman of her generation.”

Cointerpoint: no she wasn’t.

Bill is spelled B-I-L-L, not B-E-N.

But how can they lose to the Pens in seven next round if they don’t win this series? Your narrative makes no sense.

I ... apologize in advance for any future wars, media or otherwise, that may result from their publication.

What you did there was a beautiful thing, imo. You don’t need to have an agenda to be able to lampoon the fuck out of a twisted, dishonest thing such as this.

Long Live Gawker!

Lebron: “3 seed, 4 seed, Johnny Appleseed, Joel Embiid. Don’t matter. Cavs in 6.”