Should have been you, Will Clark.

Which week?

You don't score 30 goals in a Dutch season and command $20 million in career transfer fees if you suck.

Hi, Dan.

I don't think that Redskins fans are getting enough credit in terms of their understanding of Native American history. If there's one group that understands the tragedy of Wounded Knee, it's guys who bought an RGIII jersey.

Powerful stuff, and the perfect argument to silence those insensitive enough to co-opt traditional monickers of a proud people. Monickers like "Chief Wahoo" or "Birdman."

Describing cheesesteaks as "greasy missiles" is slanderously biased journalism. Would you call pizzas "sebaceous piecharts" or hamburgers "bovine slurrycakes"?

I also like this theory:

"Bigger the forehead, the bigger the target?"

Looks like Tom has done some googling as well... And by that I mean it looks like he masturbated a lot as a teenager.

Game. Set. Matches.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

These days, it seems like nobody sticks to the fundamentals of the game; I mean, this clearly isn't the appropriate pitch to hit and run on.

According to Neill, here is how the UM political science faculty reacted to the emails:

Nope, the best part will be William Fichtner, no doubt.

Guys.

Skechers has done very well with Meb. He won the US Olympic Trials, placed 4th in the Olympics, won the US Half Marathon championships, and just won Boston. Skechers stock price went up on Monday as expected, but it didn't even wait until after the win; it actually started going up as Meb crested Heartbreak Hill. So…

Unfortunately, for the way Patrick does these, it's really hard to get source video that's high enough quality to get a good animation, frame by frame. Glad you enjoyed it, though!

This shouldn't be a top priority for law enforcement but it's definitely their number 2 problem.

A friend of mine was born without his right hand. He has a small "nub" instead. When he was young, he used a prosthetic hand that he didn't like very much. We were on a soccer team for 6 and 7 year olds, and during one game he was using his prosthetic hand (and had had it on all day) when it became uncomfortable. So…