He has a helmet covering his eyes, he's disoriented and he STILL manages not to run into the ass of any of his offensive linemen.

Fucking Patriots are at it again. It appears they videotaped the Raiders practice.

Ruffing The Passer

Typical. No one caught Owen Hart.

She practiced going the requisite 2 miles per hour by driving from Tampa to Miami with her blinker on.

That wasn't a typo — figthing was what they called dicks in the first few chapters of the Bible.

Pettis is definitely one of the most creative, exciting fighters in the UFC. And forcing the champ to verbally tap is really impressive. I believe it was only the second time a reigning champ has even been submitted (BJ Penn submitted Matt Hughes in '04).

For reference:
Highlights from last night

Prisco.

Barry: [finishes off last sentence of post]

I didn't think Limbaugh would sink this low while trying to silence someone talking about Beavers and the option.

The Bridges of Los Angeles County

Relevant:

@donovanjmcnabb Question of the Day: Did Ichiro get his 4,000 hit last night? Yes or no?

"Who knows what's legal anymore?"

Does anyone know a website I might visit in order to fund a class on teaching this fellow the very beginnings of karate?

Great. As if there weren't enough heels in professional wrestling already.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!