Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy! is "People". And the clue is:

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

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How about that, Iceland really is green.

I haven't thought too much about how this would be executed — but just wanted to weigh in to endorse the concept of Bleacher Report as representing replacement level. The concept of replacement level should be carried much farther into other walks of life, in my view. For example, US Airways is a replacement-level…

So I'm just going to put you down for a shank.

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-Patrick Burns Google searches, April 25

Reuben, David, holy shit was this was fantastic. Bristolmetrics was always fun but seeing the full year worth of data is fascinating.

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Cleveland is also where Lebron's hair was last seen.

I was buoyed by my sense of humor.

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OK, so here's some stuff from my notebook that didn't make it into the story:

Well, I, for one, only watch wrestling for the articles.

Collins had worried Rogers might be a little forward, but fortunately he just turned out to be a little midfielder.

What's black and white, and read all into?