MLB Mascots Reimagined As Animated Characters From Live-Action After School Specials About Not Taking Rides From Strangers

Mmm, I smell photoshop contest.

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Can't imagine they'll sell many Brook Lopez "Brooklyn" authentic jerseys when you can walk over to the Atlantic Ave. Target and pick up the same thing for about $10.

J.R. Smith doesn't believe in tying. That's like your sister trying to get the pipe.

Tebow's on the job for less than 24 hours and ESPN is already speaking in tongues.

I think you have it backwards - Tan is obviously the Deadspin commenter. He's flashing our gang sign.

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Glans P. Handler, III
Grip Tuggington
Mr. Bates N. D. Forest

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IN ACTION!

Is it reasonable to think that USMNT could go 1-1-1 with the draw coming against Germany in game 3 (when they're sitting starters), and we just have to hope and pray that Ghana shocks Portugal? Or pipe dream?

In other words:

This is about as close to gun control as we're going to get in Texas.

Zygi Wilf ransacks the graves for priceless artifacts?

Behinds Ward

A little out of genre, but this unmasking was disappointing because he loses all the "burns" the next week, which had been the defining character trait up to that point.

Do it how my high school soccer team used to fundraise: Cow Plop.

Brandon Knight (posthumous)