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Celebrity judge Sarah Palin wasn't high on Sen Tiangui's dunk, but she did note that they were the second best rice balls she had ever put in her mouth.

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Carl will be represented by the same attorney representing his brother, Kenneth Oldwage.

Frustrated that he couldn't make a copy of the document, Lubrano demanded to borrow a pen so that he could take notes in his "notebook", the margins of a three-year old copy of Hustler.

Florida Parking Association

A down-on-his-luck Jim Leyritz once tried to sell his Yankee hood, but wasn't offered enough money to justify getting circumcised so late in life.

Not only is this up for best goal of the year, but it's taken the lead for most flawless execution of the year. One bounce and one shot is way more efficient than Oscar Pistorius' several bounces and 4 shots.

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Subject: Drew Magary

"Lets not! We have one thats screwing up this country"

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Nah.

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Pictured: Illiberal before swine.

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