+1 Erik, this is going to be fun.

Yeah, but that's just one dead baseball player. Word is that 5 DEAD HOOKERS have endorsed Craig James for Senate.

Great read, Barry.

The reporter certainly thought Loria used the term "cacophony" to describe the outfield sculpture, but he was really just choking on his artfully constructed Cuban sandwich.

Tebow's headed to the Big Apple. I'm not a biblical scholar, but a Christian around an apple? Sounds like trouble to me.

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Just goes to show that if you're going to Meet The Browns, you've got to be a House Of Payne.

But what of Nene’s strength and experience, Shaheen asked.

Murdoch and News Corp. can build a true challenger to ESPN

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"It was offensive, but not in the way you're going to write about," he said. "It was offensive because we're not all dog people. I'm a cat person."

"We talked about our shared Christian values and what we're both trying do with this situation."

Vest Stripes vs. East Stripes was a more common team delineation than Shirts vs. Skins in Germany back in the 60's.

A huge Glenn Close fan, Phil Knight added that those actual damages better be in BluRay.

The apology text was a bit of a letdown for Martin Gramatica, as foobar had always been berry, berry good to him.

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Let's call her Karen. But really it's Katie.

BREAKING: The Cubs have just signed NY1 anchor Pat Kiernan as their new television play-by-play announcer.

This is the best delivery of a slam dunk victory after a trip to Denver since 2008.

"In reality, Shephard has yet gone to the Citadel."