The SLY Involvement fair was a success, as well. He got a ton of dumb fuckers to get financially involved in The Expendables 2.

I was going to post a funny clip of comedian Kevin Hart's act to go with this article, but I couldn't find one.

You seem like the kind of guy who might argue that Chad Bradford shouldn't be allowed to pitch because, technically, he throws underhand. Also, you seem like kind of a dick.

Very Shorts Debate: Jean or Cargo?

"You put your whole self in, your whole self out. Your whole self in, then you strangle her until you can't feel her pulse. And that's what it's all about. Next question?"

"Protect The Horseshoes"

The Baroness Jay of Paddington had the exact same beef when the tea set in the office of the Leader of the House of Lords was named after Gareth Williams, Baron Williams of Mostyn, when he died in 2003.

Luckily, all the bullshit that had been shoveled onto the audience was quickly sprayed away by the memorial's next speaker, Lou Holtz.

The Douglas, Bigelow, Candido Triple Threat was my first introduction to the true heel stable, and remember vividly being shocked when they showed the replay of Bam Bam and Taz collapsing the ring on Hardcore TV.

I agree with you on the appreciation thing. I think that WWE appreciates him a lot, too. And I may eat my words in 10 years when he is praised like the Macho Men and Hulks and Heart Break Kids, but I guess I think so much of him that I'd like him to be compared to those guys now instead of in hindsight.

Y2J DUAN

"So we know what kind of politics motivated him to blow Obama off."

"Yeah, we scapegoated the shit out of that guy."

Monica Seles - A-Negative

"Do you know how to get in touch with him?"

"Ahem... ten whiny, drug-abusing millionaires competing in front of a bunch of empty seats, depending on the quality of your backup first baseman."

Parsons then riding around with his crotch in McGee's face for a few seconds just added to the degradation

À la Brian Westbrook in 2009, Pierre Thomas can't remember his name today.

Bizarro Deadspin

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