I call it “going full BMW”.

“But this isn’t just any old television; it’s the widely regarded Vizio M Series.”

Wait.. i’m confused. This isn’t the same TV as the one in the linked article with 32 local dimming zones...

“But this isn’t just any old television; it’s the widely regarded Vizio M Series.”

Wait.. i’m confused. This isn’t…

How does this compare to what many are expecting/hoping for black friday deals? I’m in no rush to buy, so am I better off waiting one more month?

How does this compare to what many are expecting/hoping for black friday deals? I’m in no rush to buy, so am I…

Yup.

Yup.

Early on, Han Solo uses a lightsaber to cut open a Tauntaun...

Screw it, let’s just make Twisted Metal a real thing.

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

The only people worse than “Instagram influencers” are people who voluntarily give Instagram influencers money, so that they too might become Instagram influencers.

None of them deserves a refund.

But does it include people to play with?

But does it include people to play with?

Do they show Neil Armstrong planting the flag in the moon? Or do they just show some flag that could have been there already?

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

The arresting officer..

What the fuck is wrong with people?

I don’t own enough pairs of underwear for this

I don’t own enough pairs of underwear for this

“Also, the trapper gently tapped on his snout a few times.”

I don’t even answer my phone anymore. The vast majority of calls I get are robocalls or scammers. I figure, anybody who actually does want to contact me will leave a voicemail. Yeah, it will suck if there’s some sort of emergency, but unfortunately thanks to a bunch of scammers, we can no longer have nice things.

I wish I had like, 25 of these things.

I wish I had like, 25 of these things.

Bed Bath and Beyond has it for $37.49.

Bed Bath and Beyond has it for $37.49.