It’s kind of like real life, except your income actually reflects the effort you put in...

I call it “going full BMW”.

It’s never been “Han shot first,” goddammit.

“But this isn’t just any old television; it’s the widely regarded Vizio M Series.”

Wait.. i’m confused. This isn’t the same TV as the one in the linked article with 32 local dimming zones...

“But this isn’t just any old television; it’s the widely regarded Vizio M Series.”

Wait.. i’m confused. This isn’t…

How does this compare to what many are expecting/hoping for black friday deals? I’m in no rush to buy, so am I better off waiting one more month?

How does this compare to what many are expecting/hoping for black friday deals? I’m in no rush to buy, so am I…

Yup.

Yup.

Early on, Han Solo uses a lightsaber to cut open a Tauntaun...

Screw it, let’s just make Twisted Metal a real thing.

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

The only people worse than “Instagram influencers” are people who voluntarily give Instagram influencers money, so that they too might become Instagram influencers.

None of them deserves a refund.

But does it include people to play with?

But does it include people to play with?

Do they show Neil Armstrong planting the flag in the moon? Or do they just show some flag that could have been there already?

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

But how do they make you FEEL?

The arresting officer..

Player Piano has one attribute that makes it really hard to suspend disbelief... he wrote it before the advent of rock and roll and so everyone in the future is still listening to songs like Chattanooga Choo Choo and Sentimental Journey.