Not really 40% off, its UP TO 40% off. :)

Not really 40% off, its UP TO 40% off. :)

That’s my arrangement with my company - I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.

My favorite game is to appear that I am doing actual work at my desk when in reality, I spend most of my day commenting on Kinja.

That’s the best explanation I’ve heard so far.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.