you pre-cast this comment just for this moment.

I cannot support this comment.

Short a tension span, then?

No, no, no. Three radial slices. This way when you’re done you have a radiation symbol. Goes nicely with the nuclear yellow melted Velveta and mustard.

Salty, you know I think the world of you. But with all due respect, you are not qualified to be offering advice on bouncing. Neither are your bouncer friends. The only advice on bar behavior anyone should ever follow is Patrick Swayze’s in Road House:

Sometimes wearing a hat will do the trick...

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

I’ll have to overthink how to use “mashed potato fraud” in my everyday discourse.

So, I guess snorting is not an option?

“I think Pringles’ initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. And Pringles is a laid-back company — they said, ‘F**k it. Cut ‘em up.’”