1. Print out the file in hex, carefully collated.

you pre-cast this comment just for this moment.

I cannot support this comment.

Short a tension span, then?

No, no, no. Three radial slices. This way when you’re done you have a radiation symbol. Goes nicely with the nuclear yellow melted Velveta and mustard.

counter counterpoint- maybe if big corporations didnt suck and were of more benefit to customers they wouldnt need to field complaints all day

Counterpoint: How many people get frustrated by the typical call center employee reading their script? And how many call center employees get burned out by customer berating them 8 hours a day?

Salty, you know I think the world of you. But with all due respect, you are not qualified to be offering advice on bouncing. Neither are your bouncer friends. The only advice on bar behavior anyone should ever follow is Patrick Swayze’s in Road House:

Sometimes wearing a hat will do the trick...

It all boils down to “don’t be stupid.”  Unfortunately most people are.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

I’ll have to overthink how to use “mashed potato fraud” in my everyday discourse.

je déteste les lundis.

So, I guess snorting is not an option?

Let’s start a new fundraiser. With incentives. A $5 donation or more gets you a half dozen eggs and a roll of toilet paper. $50 dollars or more gets you this lovely torch and pitchfork. Gold-level donors who donate $100 or more will receive a bucket of tar and a handy tote-bag filled with feathers.

“I think Pringles’ initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. And Pringles is a laid-back company — they said, ‘F**k it. Cut ‘em up.’”