Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

It actually makes sense. Like, have you ever sharted, just a little? The mistake most make is to freak out and try and clean up. The right move is to actually lean into it and explosively and excessively shit your pants. People will think you’re a lunitic and the stench will scare most off, and that’s when you strike!

poor cap management in that photo too

Reminds me of an old joke:

“A starting rotation led by Jon Gray”

Pugnacious pugilist pounding on cars - the coach cleaned his clock! The unfortunate fellow fell afoul of a flagstone. Medical mitigations made no motion; gosh - guy’s gone.

Nancy Pelosi will step up and force that fucker Crowley to step aside because she’s smart enough to realize how bad this looks after the Bernie/DNC fiasco.

This cop is so clueless. His best chance to ticket JR Smith is to catch him for a meter violation, as he is likely to forget how much time he has left.

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign

Virtually every street in Seattle is lined with areas to dock a car. They are called parking spots and provided by the government often for free or at least highly subsidized at great cost to tax payers. A single one of those parking spots could fit all the bikes a most blocks could possibly use. It really isn’t a…

If...focus on the IF here...it is not true-then it absolutely is about hurting him. If it IS true-then it’s a different story.

I bet they don’t really care for your ass

Seems more like “Typical Republican” to me.

I saw something written about how Pruitt believes in states’ rights to regulate themselves... but is vehemently against California’s attempts to more heavily regulate emissions controls.

I hear you. The scam artists at my tire shop keep asking me if I want to pay for them to “rotate the tires.”

Did Otani ask Kershaw and Turner to interrupt their wedding and anniversary planning meetings? Or did the Dodgers ask them to do that?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Thankfully it wasn’t one of the brother-sister teams.