I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Actually chucklefuck, my reading comprehension is just spiffy. So let me break it down for you.

You are looking at your own personal impact alone to justify doing something, that while better than driving in terms of efficiency is still fucking terrible for the environment.....because it’s not just your personal…

Of course you don’t feel any guilt, you fall into the massive category of dumbfuck americans who think every problem facing humanity is someone elses responsibility because you can justify a bad action as being convenient to you personally.

The using the fact that someone else is being stupid and shortsighted to excuse…

Bill’s first words to Antonio: “You’ll have #61 and like it.”

...sell the team for more than $1 billion...

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

It’s still great, just not as unique as it once was...

This isn’t a call to destroy all of the highways in the country. The point is to eliminate them needlessly passing right through the hearts of downtowns (looking at you 20/59 currently being completely reconstructed through Birmingham, AL) which creates physical and, weirdly enough, often economic barriers which divide…

The axis labels are described in the graph’s title. Not ideal, but this is the Deadspin comment section, not a peer-reviewed, scientific journal.

The bulls are paid?

Horribull. Just ... horribull.

Yah, fuck you. People like you enable the economically strong to punish the weak for arbitrary bullshit like this.

I am a first responder in that I am the first person who responds to an email saying there’s left over food in the conference room.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Goodell: “No, Mr. Synder, I’m not saying you can’t trade a second round pick, I’m saying that “the Waivers” aren’t a team...”

Adjacent Queens neighborhoods and basically everything along the G and 7 are going to feel this. I’m terrified that the already rapid gentrification is going to speed up to San Fransiscan levels where the culture and diversity that defined the city were obliterated. Get ready for an even bigger wave of suburban-raised…

HELLO HAS ANYONE REMINDED YOU OF THE 2009 SAINTS YET?!?!

If Bennett and Wohl had a kid, it would come out as current Rudy Giuliani.

It wouldn’t bother me. My old man told me from a very early age that a man doesn’t throw his dinner out just because there’s a little extra seasoning on it. He should just be glad he’s not going hungry. Then he winked and clarified he was talking about the clap. Then he dropped me off at my tee-ball game so he could…

First you have to buy the tweet dinner.