You can have a perfectly lovely flying experience today. Buy a First Class ticket. They are cheaper than coach was back in the day. But most people just want to get flown from place to place as cheaply as possible, and you get what you pay for.

Can’t have it all...

1. Cut all the brownies and place them on a plate.

“I get invited to private boxes twice a year.”

FOH Tony Green

The NCAA would certainly step in if they found a player got paid $5 to wash the car of a booster’s cousin seven years ago, though.

I’m sure Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod have much better conversations:

Cub Reporter: “Mr Elway! Mr. Elway! is there any chance you bring in Kaepernick to compete for starting QB before the end of the season?

The kneeling was started as a protest against the cheapness black life is held in, particularly when it comes to police officers. If you want to be against the protests because you think that’s not true, then I think that requires a certain amount of willful ignorance. I don’t think anyone can dispute that for…

80 Million Dollars could change that.

Do you ever refer to your friend as “boys” without the word “my” in front of it? Because that’s fairly common in the vernacular, where as a grown man saying there are a lot of boys working in his office would sound fucking ridiculous.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

“Safety nets are for losers.” - Sens. Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

They should move the Dolphins and Buccaneers to London. And the Jaguars. Not for this week. Permanently. And other teams wouldn’t go to London to play them. Just leave them there like abandoning your children at the mall.

Here’s a suggestion for you, Steven. When you see the word “Trump” in a headline, even when you think it might just be the verb, don’t click on the article. The president is deliberately trying to start a second civil war in the US right now, so his actions are relevant for society to discuss, no matter the forum.…

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.