It’s almost as if THAT was the point of my joke.

David Ortiz is Dominican, the DR isn’t in Africa

First of all, I never said I agree with the 25 year rule. I simply replied to someone who said the cops should only focus on terrorism, drugs and human trafficking. Secondly, how can you say it’s a victimless crime? Did you read the article? They Allegedly under reported or failed to report all kinds of other parts as…

I don’t understand your complaint.

I’ve got some good enough estimates for trailer weight, I’ve got a fuel economy average calculated by the vehicle’s computer, I’ve got the fuel grade, I’ve got the delta in elevation, and if you’d like, I can give you the ambient temperature and pressure, as well as tire pressure.

Hell…

So, how many sports writers who were furious that Yoenis Cespedes played golf during the playoffs and drove a nice car to spring training will try to give a pass to Bumgarner because he’s a good ol’ Country Boy?

Good boy.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

What about Anal Roberts? What are their recruiting policies?

Never give in. I raised two kids (teens now) with sedans and standard wagons. Zero crossovers or SUVs or minivans. The rare occasion where these vehicles need more space I have a rooftop box I can mount. On the super rare occasion I need more seats I rent. Why buy a vehicle for a capability I only need < 1% of the…

My Wife would be happy I wasn’t bothering her.

Yes, these libtards in Flint only wants to get the government to provide them with free bottles of Perrier.

Briles is unemployed, but “From the Free Computers at the Public Library” doesn’t convey the same gravitas.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

You’d have to be seriously insane to consider this kind of bizarre behavior. Running for miles and miles. Nuts, I say.

Yes, Bill. Two nickels and a dime for a dollar. We know.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

“Jusuf Nurkic” is the name Nikola Jokic uses at hotels when he wants privacy.

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this: