At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

NOCK NOCK

The meaning of the phrase “lack of institutional control” is becoming clearer to me now.

DeAndre Levy = my new favorite football player.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

“Mike Pence? He couldn’t even get elected Vice President! Sad.”

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

What’s Aleppo?

This could have real implications on both SEC division races. HAHAHAHA just kidding Florida and LSU fans.

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

Coyotes 2.0: Don’t Desert Us

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

As a Bills fan all I can say is what an embarrassment.

I am always the guy that finds the ‘don’t you have better shit to do?!’ people annoying whenever they complain about Obama doing something like filling out an NCAA bracket, but for fuck’s sake, Rex, don’t you have better shit to do?!

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base