Jerry has Tebow on speed dial

Oh man, this gem just happened:

Kenny Britt was making racist remarks throughout the game. The ref had every right to take him out.

Every time Purdue throws a pick-six, Drew Brees picks up 5 new commercial endorsements.

And with that, the football gods chortled.

1. Poker bad beats. 2. That hot girl you almost banged. 3. Fantasy football. The 3 things nobody gives a shit about except for you.

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

Is this the moment when more people start to realize that Messi is just as big of a raging asshole as anyone else? My guess is no, they’ll blame Yanga-Mbiwa for nudging Messi while he was dribbling past him and he’ll escape with a slap on the wrist. He/Nike/Barca/Ray Hudson have done a lovely job covering it up thus…

Fascinating!

Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever skipped a question in a Funbag, but I breezed right through that question about Magic Cards.

This just in, Kaji killed 6 hookers while at SMU. His defense, “I saved their immortal, unnatural, and unhealthy souls”

Andrew Luck is going to be the richest athlete ever. His salary won’t even include all that extra cash he makes by charging people to cross the bridge he lives under.

I mean and then you could just go show the Jets fans all the donation receipts because this is America

This is really a common occurrence. Everyone keeps on asking me how many fingers they have, and I don’t have a fucking clue.

You have to keep commenting in the thread.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

This play still makes me smile.