Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

You’re on Deadspin, motto: “Bears, Dongs, and Poop.” Don’t be acting all high-minded here.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

League investigator Kia Roberts is just trying to make a name for herself and get out of the shadow of her big sister, Hyundai Roberts.

He died of old age in the month since the incident took place.

hey, dipshit: http://deadspin.com/video-shows-michael-bennett-being-cuffed-by-las-vegas-p-1800780801

I’m a math teacher and I am sick and tired of people responding with how much they hate math/are terrible at math as some sort of point of pride. When English teachers introduce themselves do other people gleefully admit to being illiterate?

Next up: Detroit Lions

It’ll be interesting to see if Dak’s performance has a sharp decline this season. He lost two starters from the O-line and now he doesn’t have Zeke for 6 games. I guess we’ll find out just how good he really is.

And by “BUILD CHAMPIONS”, they of course mean “SELL YOU EMPTY PROMISES OF FINANCIAL FREEDOM BUT IT’S JUST ANOTHER PYRA- SORRY MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING PROGRAM.”

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

She’s gonna try again. She’s gonna head back to that gym and do her work and try to get on that fucking medal stand. Maybe she’ll make it next time, or maybe she’ll be disappointed again. All I know is that seeing her bounce back made me prouder than seeing any medal go around her neck.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

Sees new posting from Drew... Celebrates inside.