…And I never… learned… TO READ.

No, it's about the House of Lords

What?! Say what you want about the Walking Dead, but it's a lot better than it was. Unless you're talking about the comics, in which case I have no idea.

That's Mrs & Mr Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to you

No, they mean in the 70s. Speaking as a British prole, as you so delightfully put it.

but I didn't shoot the deputy. So I'm free to go, right?

Certainly paint drying is something I'd rather hear on the radio than Michael Buble.

Who isn't, David Bowie, who isn't?

It really sounds as if the major problems with this show are directly inherited from the books (IE: the constant rape, the way it presents Scottish/British history as if either they don't understand it themselves or they don't trust their audience to understand it). What "adolescent boys" have to do with anything is a…

"Heigl goes back in time to kill baby Hitler"

The Marquis de Sade?

Seriously, while Japan has its flaws and problems like any other country, it's a good deal less fucked up than the USA. For a start, they have this thing called "gun control".

If thine eyes offend thee…

"If my theory is correct and that Grease led to Reagan and Trump it's fair to say "Fuck Grease"."

Let's keep this simple. "Anyone who is in a same-sex sexual relationship" knows more about it, and whether they should be in that relationship, than you do. It is not your business.

Are you confusing boycotts with voting for UKIP?

Deeply ambivalent? Like on the one hand they serve a necessary social function, and on the other they uphold the interests of the state (whichever state) and the political/economic elite, have a tendency to overstep and abuse their authority, and are not effectively accountable to the general public. Quis custodiet…

I really don't think it's a good idea to cross the streams of Lovecraft's pathological racism with Scooby Doo's tedious literalness.

It's not so difficult. Just join the Yakuza.

The concept of "thigh gap" had literally never crossed my mind before, but NOW I'm wondering if my thighs are abnormal, and is it terminal? Thanks, AV Club.