Mobile QBs are always risky because of the injury factor, and rookie mobile QBs less trustworthy. Plus in D’Amato’s offense, they’re gonna pound the ball up the middle a lot, right from the Schottenheimer 4th quarter playbook. I’d pass on both and look for someone else, maybe Shane Falco.

When I hear the word, I always think of the Evil Cartman episode of South Park where Cartman keeps saying Hella

On the college level, University of Alabama sororities have reiterated their opposition to anything resembling a colored rush on campus.

Colorblindness is one of those made-up ailments, like gluten sensitivity, AIDS, and leprosy.

I don’t think it’s his body that can’t handle NFL life. It’s just that he doesn’t drink nanobubbles. You see Suh step on Russell Wilson’s ankle? Anyone else and their foot would have permanently been pointing 90 degrees the wrong way.

o fuck yea br0

What recommendations do you have for those of us in a punters-only league?

Should I start Aaron Hernandez? I didn’t see his name on here. :(

The ASPCA should step in and remove this dog from his home now.

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

I thought this was a Greg Jennings highlight until I saw Darren Sharper rape the cheerleader. I can’t believe Madden 12 only gave Sharper a fine for that. The realism of these games is getting out of control.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog with that kind of thousand-yard stare.

Oh sweet mother of internets, your nightmares are simply a Google away. That motherfucker on the left .... he’s ... he’s ... oh Lord almighty he scares chil’ren.

If Delonte West hadn’t boned Lebron’s mom.

I would read a book of this, provided each story was a page long and there were no more than 25 pages.

The world needs more of this. I want a recurring series of Butterfly Effect rundowns. Things like, “If Golden Tate HADN’T Boned Russell’s Wife”, and “If Darko Wasn’t Shitty at Basketball”.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Himosa

Counterpoint - Miller Lite + an ounce of orange juice. You might call it a bromosa.

But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.