I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog with that kind of thousand-yard stare.

Oh sweet mother of internets, your nightmares are simply a Google away. That motherfucker on the left .... he’s ... he’s ... oh Lord almighty he scares chil’ren.

If Delonte West hadn’t boned Lebron’s mom.

I would read a book of this, provided each story was a page long and there were no more than 25 pages.

The world needs more of this. I want a recurring series of Butterfly Effect rundowns. Things like, “If Golden Tate HADN’T Boned Russell’s Wife”, and “If Darko Wasn’t Shitty at Basketball”.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Himosa

Counterpoint - Miller Lite + an ounce of orange juice. You might call it a bromosa.

But, you won't be holding a bottle that says Bud Light Lime on it.

I tried this once with my girlfriend, did NOT end well.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

I have never seen a firefly in person so maybe that should be at the top but Spiders and Bees are badass and deserve to be in the top 3.

Agreed. Delli is a cockjuggling thundercunt

That settles it. New (drinking) game for the NBA Finals: Any time Dellavedova touches the ball yell “RUMSPRINGA!” (and take a drink).

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

Typical golf course gator highlight truther.

Fetty WARP

It is worth noting that the EWG has been called out for practicing junk science.

Except the EWG was proven as a fraud last year. Its more based on the we hate GMO world than science. I would much rather have scientists than politicans evaluate my suncare line.