There’s always the next game!

OH NO YOU GOT ME THERE!!

I have a feeling you’re actually A.J. Pierzynski by your insufferable reply.

nothing like being first in your division and 27th in attendance. Go sox!

Appropriate as NFL defenses will be greeting Cousins with arms wide open all season long.

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

Is Ted Cruz part of your household?

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

I understand that Greece used to be a world power too.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

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Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

Are you a man, or an actual finger?

The Sixers are not an NBA team, even Jezebel knows that.

Gaze upon these dunks and appreciate how many of them there are.

Too bad Stevens went to DePauw

It’s not porn, so I doubt it.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Yeah like your food opinions count.