Apparently Comedy Central needs to re-brand their Celebrity Roast as Celebrity Bullying.

Dong-Smashing Superhero is also Stephanie Clifford’s alter-alter-ego

Go ahead and try a tequila (100% agave only) and Squirt then thank me later.

Ah. New soccer fan here. The more you know.

Are we talking about an end of year award where 99% of teams have 5 or fewer matches left?

Here’s a fun threat to any fellow Midwestern suburbanites out there - Canadian Thistle. This fucking weed is the death of me. This fucker’s roots grow in an L shape and spread like wildlife. From the U.S. Dept Of Agr:

Nice reverse-jinx, Billy. Can’t wait for my Reds to lose 4-0 tomorrow.

Idea: be the first league to discontinue the amateur draft. Any amateur that wishes to play in the NBA is a free agent. No “soft” cap. Only a “hard” cap. Teams then have to decide if they want to spend money on the known talents or pay big money for upside. Should provide parity and discourages tanking for which there…

Still doesn’t look like him, but it looks more trendy human and less Gary Busey. I guess that’s an improvement.

Sam Bradford is a national treasure. Dude is a role model for all of us who are just talented enough to get good paying jobs, but phone it in after a while instead of working hard to be #elite because being #elite is just too much damn work.

The only person who can stop a bad guy with a confetti gun is a good guy with a confetti gun.

“As someone once said, shut up and dribble.”

The call was better than the goal, which is impressive.

3 dives in the penalty area from Spurs. What an embarrassing way to earn a draw.

SPOILER: They open.

She’ll release it when she’s done being audited.

Markelle’s follow through : basketball :: “the dead fish” : handshakes

Worst replay call in years

This should have turned into a photoshop contest

Vice president of basketball operations John Paxson described a situation where both players were at fault, and said that Mirotic would miss four to six weeks