Maybe a cash bonus for the Dolphin voted least valuable player.

I feel the same way about most condiments. I have never liked ketchup, mayo or mustard. Does that make me a freak? Well....I’m a freak, but not because of my hatred for condiments.

Easiest (and cheapest) cable control: Get a length of square vinyl gutter downpipe ($5). Cut once lengthwise. Screw to desk. Now wires can be easily tucked in to any point along your new under-desk ‘cable run’ and exit at any other convenient point, hiding the vast majority of all your cables.

Easiest (and cheapest) cable control: Get a length of square vinyl gutter downpipe ($5). Cut once lengthwise. Screw…

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So kind of exactly like rugby. That sport has a television match official who “proactively reviews play”, and buzzes down to the on-field ref, speaks into his ear actually through a radio intercom “Nigel, at the next stoppage in play, I have a high tackle for you to review.”

CJ's new strategy of "what if I get SO fat, it takes four guys to bring me down" is paying dividends

“Ok. Thanks.”

They were always going to be off by a sliver when they weren’t willing to go for the Gould.

This is a story about the time I worked at a pig farm. These were dark times. Very dark times indeed. Enjoy!

It’s an excuse for frozen pizza that I remember from my childhood.

I like the Pentel RSVP with a medium point. I rarely write anything more than my name these days and it works fine for that. If only the pen could make the signature legible...

I’m betting Joe Buck told all his friends but Jim Nantz may have kept it to himself.

My Italian family usually starts around 2pm and I’d assume most of us don’t actually eat breakfast on Thanksgiving. We actually have homemade raviolis BEFORE the turkey so we need to get started early.

Our favorite game was watching new people fill up on the pasta, only to realize that they had walked into a bear trap when the turkey and all traditional accompaniments made their appearance.

Except for what I expect to be a difference in food this sounds an awful lot like a Sicilian thanksgiving. Right down to the descriptions of the people involved.

If the times is really through the looking glass if they want to make a splash reporting the tangled secrets of life. One shaggy dog story after another. the reporting has to be from the inside out.

Yeah. I hear you. We’re probably of the same generation: The one that didn’t know about all the agricultural run-off in the drinking fountain water. :)

For basketball, they take a small bottle and supplement with the fountain at halftime. Soccer out in the middle of nowhere (where it is still 90 FUCKING DEGREES ON THE…

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…