This story is so, so sad to me.

I whitelisted but the site performance was so gawd awful with ads I had to revert. I’m sorry Giz. I love you but only if I can scroll and read articles and see pictures.

No one wants to talk to you, and smearing yourself in shit and screaming your lungs out isn’t going to change that. 

I’m pretty sure that the Denver Broncos and the Houston Texans are the same team at this point.

We had this book when I was little but it was written in what I thought was French and I could not read it. No one in my family spoke or read French so I never knew what it was, it just sat on a shelf in my room. My sister took French in high school and so one day I asked her about the French elephant book. She did…

Harbaugh also refuses to eat cauliflower calling it, “fake ass broccoli.” Potatoes for being, “soft rocks.” And tuna for being, “A fat, dumb salmon.”

Clubhouse leader for the next installment of Dead Letters right here.

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?

“...were part of a group that confronted Devante’ “Tay Bang” Zachery...” 

I was gonna call it “My Team Signed Dwight Howard”

Kashmir - this is a great article.

I was going to make fun of the fact that “beef” nowadays involves citing one’s recent podcast involvement, but then I remembered that rap feuds are basically just two grown men writing poetry about each other. So who really cares about anything anymore?

feed her to a bear

We don’t hate women, not all of us, we just hate the awkward double standard. Beat a woman at a sport and its expected, lose to one and you are ridiculed. Let her pass you and you get called out for being to easy on them, give a hard tackle and you are bullying. It is a no-win situation for men.

Tell them you quit because of the bullshit with the anthem protests (don’t say which side of that debate you stand on) and then use their response to figure out just how racist your friends are.

drew puts knives in the dishwasher.  fry his face too.

‘He has helped usher in an incomparably terrible time to be alive, online or otherwise’

“Will you take a check?” - Lenny Dykstra 

UAB because the state of Alabama eliminated their football program and it came back anyway.

Deadspin should come up with an end-of-the-year award, the Doug Dascenzo or something, for best non-pitcher pitcher of the year.