Besides Priebus, Donald is also trying to push Sessions out, and Tillerson is rumored to be thinking of quitting; it's only a little over six months in and this administration is close to having as much turnover as most have in an entire term. It's almost like Donnie is a horrible boss as well as a horrible…

Considering that Donald still hasn't fulfilled his promise to lift sanctions on Russia (just as he's always refused to pay up on his contracts), Vladimir is rumored to be pissed about it, and what he does to people who anger him, that might be coming soon.

Remember when the White House was staffed by actual adults with dignity and class?

I went through the whole tedious thing, even endlessly breeding chocobos to get the most powerful spell, which was necessary for the toughest bosses but required watching a 10-minute animation every single time I cast it. It never got better.

No, Square started being wrong on purpose when they retconned the numbering of their own games! Why should I call Final Fantasy 2 and 3 different names then the ones they had when I played them in high school?

But they did skip 4, 5 and 6, jumping straight from 3 to 7! And yes, I know Square has tried to retcon the numbering, but that's bullshit; the games I played over and over again as a teen were Final Fantasy 2 and Final Fantasy 3, and I am never calling them anything else.

It's not bait, I really can't stand that game, and that was after I absolutely loved the original Final Fantasy and the two Super Nintendo sequels, and played them all endlessly in high school. I was excited when the next one came out on the PC instead of just that Playstation so I could finally play it, and then I…

Why use a character from the crappy game when the series jumped the shark, and Square basically started making CGI movies with short bits of gameplay in between scenes, along with skipping the numbers 4, 5 and 6?

Ugh goddammit.

Yeah, every time he appears on Conan (which is fairly often) I get the impression that he is seriously mentally ill and really should be getting help.

Who? Who? And who? Nope.

What are the chances that the day of the week ends in -y today?

Famous? Going through that list of people, Wiz Khalifa is the only one I've ever heard of.

As bad as those movies were, no, it was an episode of Hostages:

Remember that The Big Bang Theory is the most popular comedy in the US, and before that it was Two and a Half Men. The majority of Americans have really, really shitty taste, especially in comedy.

Though still not as special as the ironic A given when F is just not bad enough, I think just given out once.

CGI must be a hell of a lot cheaper than real animation was, since there's a constant deluge of shitty animated kids' movies these days, while back before CGI those were a lot more rare.

Type 5138008 into a calculator and turn it upside down.

As someone who only uses my phone to make phone calls and text messages, seeing that this is a piece of shit reassures my old ass.

Yeah, you always must remember the #1 rule of American politics according to our mainstream media, It's OK If You're A Republican.