You're constantly fucking defending that monster - including lying and claiming he hasn't committed sexual assault while also justifying it by bringing up discredited conspiracy theories against Bill Clinton. Everything you ever write are just tired right-wing talking points, though you often preface it with a "I…

It is kind of sad that part of the reason the health care destruction bill went down is because for folks like Rand Paul murdering 28,000 Americans a year was too low of a body count.

This is a right-wing troll constantly screeching that everyone has to "get over" the theft of the election by a far-right fascist monster and constantly repeats the same old bullshit who should just go the fuck away instead of yelling that the AV Club shouldn't cover any stories he disapproves of?

Because "tough on crime" is actually code for "tough on black people", it's why (for example) the opioid addiction epidemic which primarily effects white people has conservatives for the first time ever talking about drug addicts sympathetically, and actually looking at addiction as the medical issue it is instead of…

Be patient, Watergate took two years to shake out. Of course that ended with Ford pardoning Nixon while only his underlings faced justice for their crimes - which is why I really hope that the investigation also uncovers evidence of state crimes which the President can't pardon.

It turns that while McConnell was very skilled at obstructing the Senate from doing anything while in the minority, now that he's actually in charge of a majority and has a President willing to sign any horrible shit that lands on his desk, he can't actually get them to actively do anything. He was good at getting…

Yeah, the only thing saving us from a full-on fascist takeover is that the leader the white supremacist fascists in America have chosen is both an extremely lazy man who never worked a day in his life, and the world's dumbest person who, having seized power, has no clue what to do with it.

Because the Russian hackers are all organized and work for the government to target other countries Putin sees as enemies, while America's are all hostile self-serving evil nerds who just create viruses extort money from various organizations, steal naked pictures from famous women, steal and publicize personal…

Sure, it's a serious job where he helped a lot of people - but those people he helped were all poor black people in the inner city, which we think is bad, so we're going to sneer "community organizer" as if it's an insult, and in fact make it very clear we're using it in place of the N-word when we're in company that…

He really is GOB, only somehow even dumber.

But did he ever set up a perfectly legal private email server, one that was secure enough to evade getting hacked by the Russians like every other email server in Washington appears to have been? Because that's what makes a real serious scandal, at least according to our corporate mainstream media last year.

Trump has the best lawyers! He was told that they can't arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.

That would only make sense of NJ was the only good part of America and the rest of the country was a frightening land filled with inbred redneck idiots who fly the flag of treason in defense of slavery despite being in a place that fought on the winning side of the Civil War.

For Republicans, his biggest problem didn't seem to be his being such an asshole he intentionally caused a week-long traffic jam out of spite to a small town mayor, but simply because, in the wake of his state getting hit by a devastating hurricane, he temporarily worked with and nicely towards the man they absolutely…

His Sprinsteen fandom really makes no sense considering how his politics are the opposite of everything Springreen stands for, but it's fun seeing him constantly get snubbed be his idol for being a giant dick.

It reminds me of when the wingnut owner of the Flyers decided to have Sarah fucking Palin come in to drop the puck, and Philadelphia's hockey fans did the city proud by booing that idiot quitter as loudly as possible.

Brownback's managed to do a lot more harm, in large part because he has a GOP-controlled legislature that would just pass anything he wanted them to until a few months ago when even they broke from him after the economic disaster caused by his tax and budget cuts - as severe cuts in public spending always cause -…

Don't forget The Fintstones and The Jetsons! Or maybe they were animated in front of a live studio audience?

Oh, a spinoff based on the most annoying character of that sitcom that proves most Americans have a shit sense of humor and enjoy lowest common denominator crap. How lovely.

Ah yes, the disingenuous "because you pointed out my bigotry, I'm going to call you the real bigot" which is basically just "I'm rubber and you're glue!". How any actual adult can be so stupid as to think that can actually work is beyond me, but I guess it's in the "trolling for dummies" guide handed out over at A…