grammar be hard yo.

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

This is basically Art Briles’s shitty campaign slogan when he runs for Texas state office in four years.

Lol good Kinja

“I want you to go after them like they’re videographers or sexual assault victims.”

Man, it’s like he’s coached by Brian Kelly.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

I like your joke, but also want to take this moment to question who the FUCK buys a Foreigner CD? Turn on your local corporate approved classic rock radio station and you’ll hear them within 4 songs.

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

It’s fine, but too often the ribs are broken.

im in ur interview killin it with my gnarly t00d

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

I hope the right person finds this good dog. Here in NYC, you can’t leave good dogs like that unsupervised because people steal them and sell them to dog fighting rings to be used as bait dogs.

really just rooting for a penn st-baylor bowl game

I found the Oregon fan guys!

“Let’s target 6-year-olds to 16-year-olds...”

If you read his tweets in the voice of a SUPER WOKE middle-aged suburban dad they make a lot more sense.

Someone should tell him they film a lot of these games.

“OH COME ON I JUST GOT HERE”

Oh, Ted Cruz. Just when you thought your humiliation was over, things get even worse. You deserve it.