Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Thank you for participating.

-Joseph Goebbels

Ya, but reminding everyone that you were against FDR is an odd way to go about underlining your credibility on the subject and set up an endorsement.

Thanks, I just had it waxed.

I’m just going to keep using this gif for as long as it applies.

I’ve never experienced racism. Therefore it doesn’t exist.

BLM is kinda sketchy to me.

Excuse me, dear? The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

You say suspended. I say early retirement.

Funny, I though he played football.

he is “older and less emotional”

Schilling threatened to tell ‘the whole story’ to Rhode Island taxpayers.

Padres just need to wash that Preller right outta their hair.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

I hadn’t noticed that, but it’s nice to finally have something to mock the Browns over.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

So the Chippewas gave OSU the victory, only to take it back? Fucking typical.

“This is why a man who had a chance to become the 24th MLB player to ever reach this accomplishment”

And now we know what Jesus would do.