Well shit.

Living in the perpetual drought of California, I’m going to have to acknowledge that demon dog-rat had a valid point and was using its dark, guttural voice for the greater good. . .

Sounds like an opossum. They are particular about conserving water.

Wait, what?

I love that he froze after being asked if he’s running for re-election in 2026.

This is the Bodyguard re-make we need.

And dolphins, in general, are jerks. They rape and they kill for fun. But I’m not sure why that’s an anti-conservation argument. 

Um, it’s their ocean, Yale Fuckstick. If we invade it for the wholly elective purpose of “pleasure boating”, that’s a risk we take. Also, does this moron honestly not know that humans kill for sport as well? I guess it’s ok when we do it?

Tell that to the dead guy

You can Google it any way you want, just don't murder someone later.

Yes, one scenario involved consent and the other didn’t. Glad we could clear this up for you.

Yes.

Not disagreeing, but I always thought “cunt” was a more generic British word for jerk/asshole. Ditto “twat” and “wanker”

The language was manipulative. If you think Harry and “near catastrophic car chase”, people are automatically think of his mother and how she died. The statement was designed to be emotive. If he’d said they had been harassed for 2 hours while trying to get home and didn’t want to the press to know where they were…

Well, you know, Manhattan is known for its empty streets and lack of police presence, right? Perfect for high speed car chases!

Ben Affleck is the kind of guy who reads men’s magazines for sex tips.

I feel like Aiden would not wear that purple monstrosity of an outfit in those insta pics, but then again, I totally see him full mid-life crisis, dating some model who makes her daddy-issue of  a boyfriend wear clothes way below his age.

Honestly, I think it’s less to do with superstition and more to do with potential cum stains.

I think the community aspect is the only part of the 12-step programs that works. 

I’m really glad she’s getting better and has found a community and support system to help her navigate sobriety.