Kindly get out of my head.

I personally miss the days before the internet when I wouldn’t have known who most of these untalented and ridiculous people are.

Oh come on, Antigone. We all know that what other people feel about calling you married is just as important as whether you’re married or not. Where’s your empathy for these people? They might have to turn to an actual man and say, “Your husband.” Can you imagine how that feels?

Water is wet.

there is no way Justin Bieber is worth this much mess and drama.

Everyone keep a close eye on her so the moment that she becomes too popular or too lauded we can rip her apart for being fake, for pretending to be clumsy, and for being annoying instead of silly. We’ll get her. We just need to make sure her pedestal is tall enough first. [twirls fake mustache]

Michelle Yeoh and Ke Huy Quan made history by being the first Asians to win in the SAG categories (Asian Best Actress Film and Asian Best Supporting Actor Film, respectively).

Look at that! You just wrote an entire country song!

Probably already have a husband that cheated on their ex, now the girls feel justified in cheating on their cheating husband to find a new guy, cause hey, he cheated on her ex, why can’t she cheat on him?

Is the “Who you marry is not who you divorce” line supposed to be in reference to herself? Because it sounds like she’s the one who changed from wanting kids to not wanting kids. And also, if they split because they didn’t agree on kids, that’s... good? That seems much less dramatic than the headline made it out to be.

For being such middling talents, the tattoos seem par for the course. Where in the world did anyone get the idea that Jennifer Lopez was some big talent?

One thing is for sure - she didn’t tip the tattoo artist

Sorry, I think it’s weird to publicly thirst after someone’s partner.

They both seem really stable and normal.

How original and different they are from other people. How nobody else (but each other) understood their weirdness and refusal to conform to society. How deeply they think and feel.

I don’t get it. She very clearly says the only 2 genders are male and female. If that balloon isn’t blue or pink, what the fuck is she doing?

-co- signed, your Auntie

Are people seriously rooting for Beyoncé like she’s some underappreciated, underground newcomer? Honestly at this point it’s like people hoping that King Charles wins the lottery.

Samuel L. Jackson is the Diana Ross of acting.

“We didn’t have sex, and he had the nerve to be pissed,”