‘That’s a ‘when did you stop beating your wife and 6 kids’ question, if I ever heard one.’

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. DANG.

My old ass thought it was to smoke cigarettes together.

Kylie: Been there girl. Been there.

Not to shift blame but this has Meghan’s grubby little hands all over this. It is part of the narcissistic isolation program. All of a sudden he hates everyone? Please. If they accepted her as black (which she never identified with before, nor do I believe her that they didn’t), she’d be taking advantage of all the…

They better come correct with Aubrey Plaza. That would be a serious waste of talent.

What is she a toddler?  Say 6 1/2 years - I hate doing math. 

It is like a real life Harlequin novel.

She spent all of her money on extensions and never gave her hair a break.  I’m surprised it doesn’t look worse. 

Selena is an ungrateful cu next Tuesday and I will die on this hill.

I’d be more concerned about the older men in the house. I’m not trying to paint all men with the same brush, but I’d rather be safe than sorry.

I agree with this. She probably dealt with sexual harassment and even abuse in her youth and is trying to protect you. She is not seeing you as the perpetrator, but the actual victim.

Seacrest can suck it. The whole point of New Year’s Eve is to get drunk and stupid. You sleep it off the next day, regretting all of the previous night’s decisions. You live throughout the year and do it all again next year. It’s tradition.

Perfectly stated. I can’t even begin to describe or imagine it. I just pray for the lost souls and the families they left behind. The pain and sorrow is unimaginable.

Dear Whoopi,

FTS. Give me a man wearing Brut and stand back.

Keanu Reeves is a global treasure and Chandler can go fuck himself.

I generally don’t care about the 1%. Do you boo.

Hopefully they just had to wear them for the event.  That is customary with any party.  

I need to start watching better TV.  Any recommendations to start?