I am emotionally damaged by this sentence.  I may never recover.

I give him a pass because he still has a baby face.

You know where you are, right?

Aren’t you complaining? hmmmmmmm.......

They are totally boning. 

‘Did Siwa know about the non-refundable European vacation? Was it sprung on her while she got her blonde hair cornrowed in the Caribbean sun?? Did Cyrus and Mosca intentionally use Siwa to boost their follower counts??’

Go eat a burger Bob, you sound hangry.

I didn’t say she should have made room. ;-)

Agreed.  Definitely #1.

He could have fit.  I will die on this hill.

Everyone wanted this piece of shit as President.  Here you go.  

Do you know what makes me sad? I’ll tell you.

If you ever compare the perfect Princess Kate to Lisa Rinna ever again, I will disown you.

I think your reason is completely different.  You didn’t do it to look gaunt and skinny.  

My best friends entire female side of the family have round, chubby faces - regardless of their pant size - and I think they are the most adorable, beautiful and did I say adorable, family.

So looking anorexic from the neck up is a thing now?

That is too ironically 80s. Wine and caviar all the way.

RIGHT

Tell us you are under 40, without telling us you are under 40.

Jezebel can snark all they want, I wouldn’t turn down an invite.  Guaranteed the talked about life, family and other normal things - not about who has the most followers.