That is all really fascinating. How are you enjoying your new phone?

Won’t someone think of the property values?!?

Finally, an explanation of why you’re no longer president of the local youth football association!

Adopted son, very likely abused by Dad. Not excusing his actions but he was created by his farther. He deserves any sentence he gets but in addition to that, any sentence he gets should be tacked onto Jerry’s as well.

$150 million is gross.

This is what happens when the gays won’t be your stylists/make up artists/designers/etc.... WE WARNED THEM THIS WOULD HAPPEN. lol

Fix the cigarette lighter.

If only Clara Peller could see this!

Ironically, in this case, implementing information security best practices would have been a Correa limiting maneuver.

We fucking said no matter what you feel about Hillary, everything must be done to keep Trump from being elected because he was that bad. And what did we hear?

In their defense, they’ve never seen a real one.

To be fair, the Braves would’ve paid for it themselves, but they wisely gave that money to Dan Uggla instead.

+1 Brodie

Perhaps he could offer him a chocolate covered pretzel.

My reaction to this headline as someone who grew up during the Bulls’ dynasty

Best looking fastball from a MLB prospect since Sidd Finch.

Twitler, but then sure.

The black kid in front of him did NOT seem to find that shit too fuckin’ funny.

I’ve seen pedantic arguments between Porter and Doorman before, but I’ve never seen the police called over it.