I think he tried to get out of the way, but he’s just too wide, man.

Not a surprise. Generally speaking, Real Madrid’s dealings have never been very Franco.

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Q- What band has helped hide the most middle school dance boners?

Barnes & Ignoble.

Again, I’m not saying the NCAA should give players 100% of the revenue. Some, not all.

Again, I don’t understand. I’m saying that Universities should be obligated to give some of the revenues they receive from ticket sales/TV deals/merch to athletes. Not all.

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…

You REALLY want to be scared of turtles? How would you like to have a penis that was the approximate size and shape of a boat anchor?

I’m sorry, maybe I’m being dense but I still don’t see a reason why the NCAA should take in the revenue they do(even if it’s just through merchandise sales, TV contracts and ticket sales) without paying players from that money.

That certainly seems like it would be more equitable and would result in a less patently unfair situation for players but doesn’t that leave the central question unanswered? Why should schools get to rake in hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue that players generate and use that money to make coaches and ADs…

What idiot called it an astronaut quarterback commencing hostilities on the lunar surface and not war-on-moon?

NYC firefighters know that the Super Bowl is the place to be if you don’t want to see any jets.

The kids were so excited because they never expected even a shank you card from Walsh. For his part, Walsh didn’t want to miss a chance to redeem himself. He especially wanted to thank a little boy named Wyatt whose card had lifted his spirits. Unfortunately, Wyatt left before Walsh could thank him.

When asked why they invited Walsh, a student replied "Our teacher Mr. Norwood said a missed kick can happen to anyone."

Reporter: “Lots of Raiders fans will be happy you’re staying.”
Davis: “Where?”
Reporter: “In Oakland”
Davis: “Are we?”
Reporter: “Yes, the vote came in and the Rams and the Chargers plan was approved.”
Davis: “What plan?”
Reporter: “For....the stadium....In LA.”
Davis: “I like turtles.”

I dropped 80lbs in 9 mos.. Kept it off over a year so far. I was 6'3" 250 and dropped to 170. I experimented throughout the process, because I’m a data driven guy, so I have a few techniques I about which feel very confident:

So it’s cool if you make idiotic plays, but you get mad if others do it. Makes sense.

Are you saying Eisenhower couldn’t hit a curveball?

As a Jags fan, Ryan Grigson doing anything above concession work for the Colts, is the best news you are likely to receive this offseason.