I thought Happ’s said “Harper”, as in Bryce. Now that would be funny

Lauren, as a 52 year old ex-Physics major & current software developer, that was a very interesting wiki. Hopefully I haven’t yet entered the ‘inevitable decline’ phase of my mental capabilities. But it is humbling to know that it is coming, and probably without warning or even notice.

“If you build it, HE (that guy over there- at home plate - you know - your dad!!!) will come...” Yeah, that gets me too.

Don’t you know jean shorts and sleeveless UGa tshirts come with built-in antibiotics?

To really blow your mind, check in on Barry Bonds these days. I’d like to have a beer with him (probably an Ultra for him) and apologize for hating him all those years.

Rather than feeling old at this, I’m just shocked we’ve been dealing with Joe Buck for this long.

McCain was trying to pull Hillary into the Russian collusion scandal. To paraphrase “how could you say Hillary won’t be charged, when she was one of the candidates in an election that we know was hacked by Russia”. (Since she had a stake in the outcome, she must be guilty - or we should at least start a long…

I had a ‘91 XJS V12 convertible in baby blue. Sold it to the ex-GF for $1, and got punched in the head by her friend. Sorry to see the card go, but not the girl.

Pujols should be the poster child for not always chasing the money. I know STL didn’t want to pay him much, but he could have ended up being the face of baseball (if he wasn’t already) by staying a Cardinal. Since day 1 in LA, things have just gone downhill. I’m a Cubs fan, but man, did I respect Pujols on those Cards…

Ben Margot must be using a wide-angle lens to get Buster Posey in the shot.

Does your hair even lift, bro?

Didn’t see the game, but was watching the end on the MLB.com GameDay app. I knew the Giants would be mad at that call. Looking at the video, Contreras does a GREAT job framing that pitch. Cubs win! Now, how many games have the Giants won when Posey did the exact same thing. The umps can be manipulated by good framing.…

Unbelievably tone-deaf, so I guess it’s just a typical Roger-ism: “God forbid if there’s some other natural disaster, or some other thing <b>that might affect the schedule</b>“

Whoa on the slavery accusations. Randolph & Mortimer merely perpetrated a fraud on poor Mr. Valentine. He was free to leave at any time.

Souk My Tata(ouine)s?

He’ll take us back to the 20's yet. The 1820s that is.

that took a second read. well done! +1

John Ellis Bush Bush - that’s one too many Bushes. “Take off the Bush” (We watched My Blue Heaven the other night with our kids for the first time.)

Shouldn’t it be “JEB! and Jeets”? JEB are his initials - John Ellis Bush, IIRC.

As a kid in South Jersey, whose hero was Mike Schmidt (I still wear his #20 on my coaching jersey at age 52), I never understood the hate for the man. He was by far the best slugger (was going to say ‘hitter’), and along with Carlton, was a HOF game-changer on an otherwise average team. Roseanne Barr used to do a…