New Kids on the Engine Block?

Why are there 2 fish on the roof? Or are they headless robots?

Would you be surprised to learn that Kobe didn't pass once in this game?

Absolutely. The Blues finally got a great offensive set there, which neither team had all game. For 45 seconds or so, it felt like they could score at any time. As a Hawks fan, I knew it was over.

Samer, did you get me to read something Peter King wrote?!? I've boycotted him since the Ray Rice/Shilling for Goodell nonsense. (Not saying Rice didn't deserve to be suspended - I can't stand how King just parrots the NFL office.)

Tai’s ranked:

apologies if already posted, but Kaliningrad is an exclave, not an enclave.

ask her next what she thinks happens when people die.

I'm all for the "162 Days of pissing off Will Leitch"!

OK, this clearly is an illegal pitch. From MLB rules 8.01(a) (the very first Pitcher rule!):

Get the Gimp!

Hopefully '160 Days of no Cardinals Playoffs'

They didn’t show the ump signaling the protest? I love that old school stuff - he spells out the letter ‘P’ to the press box with his finger.

My wife always wears swim goggles when cutting onions, and loves them.

Man, they say a watched pot never boils. Try waiting for a Kenmore smart washer with 03 minutes left on spin cycle. You've got at least 20 minutes to go. It is unbelievable. I have to leave the room or I'll flip the dang thing.

Ooh, free-range caffeinated eggs!!!! It's gold, Jerry!

Hmm, how could they mistake Vanderbilt for Cocks?

Hmm, how could they get mistake Vanderbilt for Gamecocks?

Ctrl-Shift-+ !!!! THANK YOU!!!!

Not so much 'surprise guest' as 'moved into the corner office and demanded a weekly blog'