I was all over that when it happened, though Gruden was too busy with his “this guy is ...” schtick.

yup, I was going for the expected snarky comment!

All of them would be my guess!

What's great about this announcement, though, is that there could be 20+ 'adulation' games for Kobe when he's riding the bench. I would love to be his coach and put him as the #12 guy who only comes in for mop up duty.

I consider myself...

Is that in Flushing, NY?

The Zero Effect is one of my favorite movies, and not just of his.

Your hot take has to be at least three times bigger!

Can’t we as a country get past this racial animosity? I think I have 2 simple ideas to solve this:

her first husband was Jack Handey.

The New York Yankees have the best massage parlor themed name, though.

Luckily, T S Garp was in the neighborhood and swooped in to buy it.

um, aren’t we all freelancers in the ‘sharing economy’? Long hours, little recognition, can be replaced easily.

Hey Peter, check out the chick on Channel 9!

Don't you mean Beverly?

I don’t know, I’ve got a couple of good names.

I guess Carmelo's getting old. He used to ruin his teammates more creatively, by never passing them the ball or playing defense. Now, he's just outright crippling them with misguided plays

That doesn’t prove the manager wrong on pulling the starter. Instead, he either chose the wrong reliever, or the reliever screwed up.

"Give 'em the heater, Ricky!" in the gravelly-est voice possible.

Collins should have told him "Any walks or guys at second, and you're done". Every manager thinking about sending the starting pitcher out for "one more inning" should have this tattooed on their forehead.