At least he was a lil self-aware...

I wish I could say this to all women ever just to experience each reaction.

Hahaha wow. Someone thinks they are VERY clever.

THE WATER DROPLETS ARE EVERYTHING.

Waste of cake!!

Why the fuck is there duck penis in that article? I DON’T NEED TO SEE THAT.

Why are you in airplane mode?

T’s

I’m scared. Also, I bet slutlillies are pretty.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why does this sound so familiar?

I’m just yankin’ your balls.

“I don’t click links.” Wait, what? Are you... are you sure about that?

Schizophrenic vagina? I don’t even know what is going ON in this post or where it came from!

That Asus Padfone X is WEIRD!

That Asus Padfone X is WEIRD!

“Do you understand that you love me? Apologize and fix this, or win in the way that you do not want to win. I’m tired of a world in which such disordered personality can attempt to destroy a man so good and moral and kind and loving.”

“rational caring exchange”

Lol erotic lithographs. I <3 you.

I got 29 and I’m 26... BUT I’M POLISH.