How about just a receiver? A friend gave me 5.1 channel surround sound Bose speakers!... But failed to mention I needed a receiver, most of which are 200+ bucks... :( “Friend.”

How about just a receiver? A friend gave me 5.1 channel surround sound Bose speakers!... But failed to mention I…

Brooke Candy...

296 votes vs. 296 votes (vs. 64) IT’S AN EXACT TIE

LOL maximum wage.

I love your handle.

BUT CHEMTRAILS

Wow great picture. He looks molestory.

The transformation from a story about shrimp to a story about tea was subtle and amazing.

Never be sorry. Not when it comes to bastardized burritos!

How bout french fries in a burrito? California! HELLO!

I love crap dip.

Was she accepted/rejected?

Good for her.

Quick question - do you like being referred to as a “brunette”? It seems very reductive. Or, like he is saying you are gorgeous, for a brunette.

They’ve never corrected me. On a related note, it was very silly when people came into Peet’s and ordered a “Venti.” We were required to confirm that they did, in fact, want a “Large.”

UM. How is the alliteration anus poetry not in here? WEAK.

Honestly, though, I have Grindr. Nothing shocks me.

I put my dick in an envelope. I got a papercut...

I GOT A DICK VIDEO ON *FACEBOOK* YESTERDAY. WHAT THE FUCK.

Mean.